When you say everything happens for a reason, don’t be surprised when I punch you in the head. It happened for a reason.
Yes I like that t-shirt but does it come in black?
A life story by me
Why have a social life when you can have internet and a netflix account instead
girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people
today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think